It's in the hole!

b1-66er: <April 10 21:15PT> How goes the battle?

DENT: <April 11 17:20 MT I am holed up pretty much like everyone else. Our elective surgery list has been cancelled/postponed. I am seeing 50% the number of patients in the clinic and half of those are telemedicine¹. Life is pretty slow right now. Easter without church. Very strange. 

b1: That's actually the best news I could get from you. 

Thanks for responding. 

D: We just got off the golf course, actually. It is free. First come first served. We have golfed 4 times in the past 5 days. 

b1: Gotta keep in the swing. 

D: Right. I am glad I don't have to make a living playing golf. I would starve. 

b1: Let's hope you don't find out.

I assume the Mayo didn't have a golf minor. They just assume you'll "pursue" it in your glorious wealth. 

D: Golf is not my thing. Too time consuming and not much to show for it afterward.

b1: Except that burnished inner glow of not having to throw a frisbee in front of Baker Hall instead. 

D: So, one of the proudest moments of my life was when my daughter, E-1, joined the Notre Dame Ultimate team. 😁

¹ Ooooh, I guess the fricken Mayo Clinic specialist has a slightly different opinion on telemedicine when it's done by someone lesser degreed and HE'S NOT DEPENDENT ON IT.