Special K: <pic of fortune cookie>
b1-66er: So good.
What was the fortune?
K: <pic of fortune>
b1: What a great fortune! Befitting the moniker.
It's a little scary that they won't detail what will fill your life in words.
At least it's not a state of being cookie, ala, "you're a nice person who takes care of pets."
*b1-67er's favorite fortune of all time.