b1-66er: perhaps the best news story I've ever read. I want to father all her children.
http://time.com/4022451/barbie-jeep-dwi/
pickles: That's fucking hilarious!
Minus the dwi part
b1: isn't it just the best.
p: Yes.
I love her quote about the fifteen minutes of fame.
b1: and the DWI part is EXACTLY the right play. they can pull your license for refusing a breathalyzer, but they canNOT get you for DWI (no evidence)...
so she has no alcohol-driving record.
p: Makes sense. Both results suck ass.
b1: learned that one from dad's drunk driving attorney.
p: Makes sense. It's a smart move.
Good info to have.
b1: Basically, it was the best decision I've made in college, yet...
5*s to the writer of that article. PERFECT crescendo. I can only WISH to write that well.
I'm writing her a fan letter.
p: The writer or the fortunate blonde?
b1: the fortunate blonde.
I'll write the author too.
p: You should send the girl a Barbie sized cup and tell her to only drink that much next time.
b1: THAT'S funny.
better still, send her a dozen.
