b1-66er: https://www.reviewjournal.com/life/health/as-public-restrooms-reopen-how-safe-are-they-from-coronavirus-2044354/
Special K: THIS sentence should earn a Pulitzer: "Many Americans would no doubt risk a face full of corona-poo rather than lower a toilet lid before they flush, because freedom."
b1: No sentence that makes me laugh aloud deserves a Pulitzer.
