13.3.24

Topper

The Accomplice: Sunset from the flight home last night.

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12.3.24

Just Ass King

b1-66er: "Our bacteria are more personal than we thought, new study shows"

Special K: My bacteria are totally fucking personal.

b1: Jesus.

K: THIS IS AMERICA.

b1: "Do you think these pants make my butt look big?"
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K: I can almost smell that photo. 


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Look for his label

b1-66er: Label on organic 100% lemon juice

REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING AND CONSUME WITHIN 30 DAYS

Begs an obvious question:
How would you know when it's gone bad?

Special K: I would ask my wife.

10.3.24

Psychological Advice

The Dear Hunter: Fear is healthy. Now go check your closets for clowns. 

3.3.24

Watch the cat for me, will ya?

b1-66er: <Cracked pic>

b1-67er: I've got to say that double decker bus is zero deterrent for a cat that size.  They are heading for a Siegfried and Roy moment.

26.2.24

Clawed in

b1-66er: (I especially like the accompanying picture)

The Dear Hunter: Next Level Role Playing. Just say 'No' to dating apps. 

b1-67er: Apparently warm enough to take your dinosaur paddleboarding.

TDH: And there's that.

21.2.24

Draining your aqueous of humour

Special K: This is the statement for my hospital visit. Hospital says "That'll be $163,421. Oh, did we say $163,421? You have insurance, so we really meant $9,143.15."

Insurance company says "$9,143.15? We'll pay, let's see, 6,400.22. You get to pay the other $2,742.93."

Crazy.

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