feel the blandness

K: Godzilla TV show can be streamed at crackle.com.

special K, you mysterian

K: Your superior psychic shield will deflect his every suction probe. *** b1: there was a line almost EXACTLY like that in the godzilla movie i just saw.

... AND weight

K: don't use ktxt to post your witty one-liners absent of context. it's beneath you.
*** b1: no, it's *exactly* my height.

if only it were un-readable

b1: you hate ktxt because it brings the true K into raw relief relative to the rest of the world. pure truth extract. unpalatable, untenable, unmanagable.

the seven kaiju

b1: i'm watching a netflix stream of "godzilla raids again," the true sequel to the original godzilla. spectacular ... a TON of the main kurosawa actors.

if furniture could talk

K: Hgggggg6

b1: what the hell are you on about?

K: Ooooooooo o o o ooo o o o o Oo P
<several hours later>
Sorry, my iPhone fell between the cushions of my sofa.

forking great

from the birdhead: The Squealer Spoonbender: chocolate custard, choc chips, and bacon. Topped with whipped cream and more bacon.

he said, "i think i remember the film, but as i recall, i think, i'm a namedropper"

K: Breakfast at Tiffany's. Is it good? *** b1: it's supposed to be, but i've never seen it ... i've only read the short ... and talked to truman about it.

still dim K

K: I guess this is where you give up arguing. *** b1: you just gained a watt.

oh, lighten up

b1 to K: as near as i can tell, your expertise is in being a dim bulb ... so when it comes to low-wattage, i believe anything you say.

take my remaining 50 minutes, please

solid G: I'm listening to the joke hour *** b1: written by whom, henny youngman? (and it's not really an hour, it's 10 minutes...it just *seems* that long.)

scarf it

solid G: Q - What do men yell at a middle eastern strip club? A - "Show us your face!" *** b1: what the hell has suddenly happened to you?

set the controls for the heart of the dumb

b1: from your cousin. *** solid G: Who are the three Jewish guys who invented air conditioning? Hi, Max and Norm. *** b1: just for the record: not funny.

we're the #1 web site in the world! let's protest!!

K: Protest on Google campus today.

b1: what's the problem? too much free food?

K: A Hispanic group is protesting that we don't report hiring stats by
ethnicity. They're chanting si se puede and aqui estamos Google.

b1: they'll be shocked when they find out that G is about 40% indian.
how do you say "yes, we can" in outsourcing?

not big enough

b1: i'm seeing fishbone tonight at the hard rock las vegas. *** solid G: I think you could hire fishbone to play your living room at this point.

but she'll show her tits in "caddyshack"

b1: the first time i saw this movie it was called "TRON" ... except the white girl sang better.

where's the losers' trophy?

K: We went to Giants ballpark to see the trophy. They had to close 4
hours early due to crowds (50K people est.)

***

b1: freaks, geeks and the homeless. they're all problems.

***

K: So false. So cynical.

***

b1: oh i forgot that i'm supposed to show reverence to a collective of
people that are doing nothing more than supporting a gigantic industry
based on nothing more than physical location.

***

K: It's ok.

sensitive to low pressure

b1: this TXT message sent to you from -150'. *** K: I can tell.

b1: this TXT message sent to you from -150'. *** K: I can tell.

guess i'm brain dead

SG: Just heard an amazing lost brian wilson track called guess I'm dumb sung by glen campbell. Well worth seeking out on the internet. Beach boys never did it