slip and side of the mind

mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.

b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.

mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown.  what do you think about that?

b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.

mom: oh.  well how 'bout if I run through them naked?