mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.
b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.
mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown. what do you think about that?
b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.
mom: oh. well how 'bout if I run through them naked?