I'm playing until I get all the pink chips

b1-66er: All non-essential businesses in NV closed for a month. 

"Stay home for NV."

"Limit the exposure at funeral services. "

All casinos close by midnight. 

b1-67er: Bet it ALL!

66: THAT'S MY BROTHER!

Centrifungal

Special K: "The Senate coronavirus bill vote will be delayed after Republican Sen. Rand Paul pushed a doomed amendment."

b1-66er: REVOLUTION.

K: Ecch.

Special K: "Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly just announced Kansas K-12 school closed the remainder of the year."

b1-66er: THERE GOES MY SENIOR PROM!

Show me pictures of the bear again, please. 

K: I want the bear to eat the prom lady.

Q: What do you call a movie director who goes camping now?

A: Tentin Quarantino.

b1: That's terrible. Where'd you get that? 

Twitter.

The home of all 3rd grade humor.(sm)

K: Yep, yep, yep.

A new way to change the sheets

b1-66er: "Amazon knows you're ordering toilet paper in bulk. It's trying to stock more essentials"

Special K: The TP thing is really the stupidest.

b1: It is. 

I say that only because I have a Robison Crusoe raft of toilet paper I sleep on.

Right on the line

b1-66er: Oh you guys!

"In California: Millions locked down; 911 gets calls about neighbors coughing"

Special K: Bad headline! If there's one bad thing, it's not a trend.

OK, good headline.

The hole thing

Special K: I'm in charge of donuts every 12th Friday.

b1-66er: This week ?

Honestly, I'd put you on donut duty more frequently. 

I think you have that ability in you. 

Mr. Crypto: I promised to buy my team donuts if they accomplished a task. My team's preferred donuts are insanely expensive.

I spent like a thousand bucks on donuts

They were very good donuts

K: Big cities have amazing donuts.

I had some leftover donuts in the SF Google office once. They were amazing. I'm glad I've forgotten the name.