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Zed:

I'm certain we need a smaller saw

Fembot: So I am sitting in the waiting room of the dermatologist office right now, where Fem2 is getting her lower eyelid skin cancer removed.  

There is a video

playing in the waiting room that shows all the procedures they do, including microdermabrasion.  There is elevator music overhead.  Pretty soon I notice the sound of a chainsaw, and they are showing a skin scraping procedure on the video.  

I am thinking "that is a pretty bad marketing to have sound on, on the procedure." Then I realize the guy across from me is watching a home improvement video on his phone, with the sound up.  

So it really WAS a chainsaw.