Special K: Four count 'em four elimination games in MLB today.
b1-66er: And that is...
What? Unusual?
K: Very unusual, not unprecedented.
b1: Okay.
I just have to regulate both my fervor...
... and my vehemence that you watch.
K: And it's incumbent on me, when I spew sports stuff at you, to properly describe if or why it's interesting.
b1: Good, we both understand our positions.
Me: bitch
You: witch
K: Life: ditch