26.7.23

"Sparkly" the Tumor

b1-66er: <pic>
Something you don't have.

b1-67er: What the hell is that?

66: THAT is a reasonable question.
It is edible glitter.
For you know, like food.
Like.
Like the kinda food you eat and think, "this just doesn't have enough glitter."
Like.
Think of something simple...
... Yet 'physiologically unreasonable' ...
... Like a donut.
If you dig deep deep into your soul, you'll think: yes, I guess I could've used more glitter on my donut 'that one time.'

67:  I see.  I suppose somebody has to do carcinogen research.  

Name tag of the afterlife

b1-67er: https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/26/us/nyc-crane-collapse/index.html

b1-66er: ¡OH GEEZ!

67: An engineer from [redacted] crane once told me, " One thing about crane failures: they are always spectacular"

66: And now I'm conflicted...
... Do I hate cranes?...
... or love them?
I guess THAT'S why you wear a hardhat.

67: For that accident you need a hard hat with your name on it so they know who you are when they scrape you off the pavement.