b1-66er: "At Least 4 Boats Sink During 'Trump Boat Parade' in Texas"
Special K: U. S. S. Metaphor.
<a few hours later>
b1: "As Trump Parade Boats Sink In Texas, So Are The President’s Polling Numbers"
K: Not that great a headline.
b1: Ghosts of Kerry's Torpedo Boats Let it Rip While Playing Wagner Arias
K: I like that one.
b1: does it bother you that it's not true?
K: No, I don’t even know what it means. I’m just excited by the headline-ness of it.
b1: Okay. It works then.
We'll ship it.
