10.7.14

the paws that refreshes

special K: The [planet of the apes] double feature tickets are $27-$30 each.

b1-66er: yeah.  what're singles?

K: 12

b1: yeah.  that's what I'm thinking...unless you're whacked on seeing a double.

K: No. That's too big a rip off even for me.
"includes exclusive souvenir lanyard and poster"

b1:  should include a handjob from caesar, or "a minimum wage employee who looks remarkably like caesar."

K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
APE HAS JACKED APE
APE HAS JACKED APE

b1: THAT'S NOT A BANANA!

K: take your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty ape!