me: I get on the bus from salt lake city to las vegas.
friendly guy behind me - "where're you goin'?"
me - "vegas. how 'bout you?"
guy - "gallup."
m - "that's a long way. what takes you there?"
g - "my son was murdered."
m - "OH! that's terrible! what happened?"
g - "FBI doesn't know. bodies are still in the morgue in Albuquerque."
