special K: The [planet of the apes] double feature tickets are $27-$30 each.
b1-66er: yeah. what're singles?
K: 12
b1: yeah. that's what I'm thinking...unless you're whacked on seeing a double.
K: No. That's too big a rip off even for me.
"includes exclusive souvenir lanyard and poster"
b1: should include a handjob from caesar, or "a minimum wage employee who looks remarkably like caesar."
K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
APE HAS JACKED APE
APE HAS JACKED APE
b1: THAT'S NOT A BANANA!
K: take your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
