things to do in denver when you're alive

K: are you in DEN?

b1: yes. the city not the airport.

K: I really strongly dislike some things about Denver, while liking
other things.

b1: like what?

K: the thing I hate most about Denver is that I can't live there and
here at the same time.

b1: I KNEW IT. you talk about denver the same way my ex-girlfriends
talk about their ex-boyfriends.