14.1.20

Channel surfing the deep end

b1-66er: "What have I done to earn contempt?"

"Maybe it's because you don't do anything.   You just come up with ideas. "

"Where did Danny meet him?"
"Who knows... race track... locker room... Disneyland..."

"May I use your phone for a long distance call?"
"Long distance?"
"I'll have it reversed. "

"You quit fighting?"
"Yeah, I was running out of scar tissue. "

"If it's so fool proof, why hasn't anyone done it yet?"
"Because they don't have the equipment.  Why haven't we landed on the moon?"

"I didn't figure we'd come across a Pier 6 broad this far inland. "

"I'll give 'em a party, you make the drinks. "

"I'll give you good news and bad. "
"I don't need more bad news,  give me the good. "
"We're leaving Phoenix."
"THAT'S WONDERFUL! What's the bad news?"
"We're going to Salt Lake City. "

"You don't get rich if you don't take a chance. "

"Will my cut be big enough to send my kids to college?"
"Big enough to buy your kids a college. "

"In my book, 'bravery' rhymes with 'stupid.'"

"You better stop getting prettier everyday. You'll get a monopoly. "

"Why'd you come over if you knew it was a gag. "
"Well... it was Christmas. "

"Now just sit there and don't interrupt me. "

"[You're] the only husband in the world who would proposition his own wife. "

"Let's say you're right, absolutely right...but I didn't invent myself. "

"Now wait a minute Big Buster. "

"You really are a rat. "

"Maybe I should say 'thank you,' for being humiliated. "

"Your momma has great taste?"
"Does she?"

"You ever make a buck yourself?"
"No, but I have plans. "

"I couldn't be in error could i?"
"You know what your problem is? You underestimate people!"

"Where there are hoods, there are stool pigeons. "

"Is this the only route into or out of Las Vegas?"
"Yeah, Route 91."

Special K: This is all in Planet of the Apes?

b1: Yes.  PotA, Oceans 11 Deluxe Edition.

"I grant you're brave. The question now is, "How dumb are ya?""

"It's nothing. Nothing, Daddy darling. "

"You ever mix this with a dames makeup, it would make for some very interesting... midnights."
"I'm hip!"

"When it's ala carte, then we get sensible. "

"I'm standing here like a leafy elm until you cash that check. "

"I had the key made. Careful with it! It cost me two bits."

"You look like you've got combat fatigue girls! You've been on that line a l-o-n-g time. "
"As steady as down country lovin'."

"What're you doing here?"
"Same thing you are; cheating."

"I was always taught animals like you rattled before they struck. "

"I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on. "

"Oh, pardon me! Wrong girl!"

"Are you boys entitled to make a deal?"

"May I ask you a question?"
"If it's the right one. "

"Get a rundown of every train leaving Vegas.  Passenger and freight. "

"It's it true,  someone stole millions of dollars?"
"Oh, yes ma'am, but there's still some left. "

"You're talking on a dead phone, Charlie. "
"Well suit yourself. There's a live one at the sheriff's office. "

"Even as a liar you're an amateur!"

"Operator, give me DUDley 62 69 69."

THE END

Improper mathematical behavior

Special K: Did you know that fractions expressed as a numerator and denominator are called vulgar fractions? I didn't.

b1-66er: I did not. 
What's the opposite?
A "proper" fraction?  And what does it consist of. 

K: A "decimal fraction."
Not sure how widespread those terms are. I learned it from that 0/3 Unicode thing. 

b1: Gimme an example, please.

K: Any decimal. 0.5, 0.77, etc.

b1: I see. 
Thank you. 
So why use the word "vulgar" to describe the other ones?

K: I haven't found an explanation for that. 

b1: Well work on it, bitch. 

K: No.

b1: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/21106/obscenity-vs-profanity-vs-vulgarity-whats-difference