b1-66er: "What have I done to earn contempt?"
"Maybe it's because you don't do anything. You just come up with ideas. "
"Where did Danny meet him?"
"Who knows... race track... locker room... Disneyland..."
"May I use your phone for a long distance call?"
"Long distance?"
"I'll have it reversed. "
"You quit fighting?"
"Yeah, I was running out of scar tissue. "
"If it's so fool proof, why hasn't anyone done it yet?"
"Because they don't have the equipment. Why haven't we landed on the moon?"
"I didn't figure we'd come across a Pier 6 broad this far inland. "
"I'll give 'em a party, you make the drinks. "
"I'll give you good news and bad. "
"I don't need more bad news, give me the good. "
"We're leaving Phoenix."
"THAT'S WONDERFUL! What's the bad news?"
"We're going to Salt Lake City. "
"You don't get rich if you don't take a chance. "
"Will my cut be big enough to send my kids to college?"
"Big enough to buy your kids a college. "
"In my book, 'bravery' rhymes with 'stupid.'"
"You better stop getting prettier everyday. You'll get a monopoly. "
"Why'd you come over if you knew it was a gag. "
"Well... it was Christmas. "
"Now just sit there and don't interrupt me. "
"[You're] the only husband in the world who would proposition his own wife. "
"Let's say you're right, absolutely right...but I didn't invent myself. "
"Now wait a minute Big Buster. "
"You really are a rat. "
"Maybe I should say 'thank you,' for being humiliated. "
"Your momma has great taste?"
"Does she?"
"You ever make a buck yourself?"
"No, but I have plans. "
"I couldn't be in error could i?"
"You know what your problem is? You underestimate people!"
"Where there are hoods, there are stool pigeons. "
"Is this the only route into or out of Las Vegas?"
"Yeah, Route 91."
Special K: This is all in Planet of the Apes?
b1: Yes. PotA, Oceans 11 Deluxe Edition.
"I grant you're brave. The question now is, "How dumb are ya?""
"It's nothing. Nothing, Daddy darling. "
"You ever mix this with a dames makeup, it would make for some very interesting... midnights."
"I'm hip!"
"When it's ala carte, then we get sensible. "
"I'm standing here like a leafy elm until you cash that check. "
"I had the key made. Careful with it! It cost me two bits."
"You look like you've got combat fatigue girls! You've been on that line a l-o-n-g time. "
"As steady as down country lovin'."
"What're you doing here?"
"Same thing you are; cheating."
"I was always taught animals like you rattled before they struck. "
"I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on. "
"Oh, pardon me! Wrong girl!"
"Are you boys entitled to make a deal?"
"May I ask you a question?"
"If it's the right one. "
"Get a rundown of every train leaving Vegas. Passenger and freight. "
"It's it true, someone stole millions of dollars?"
"Oh, yes ma'am, but there's still some left. "
"You're talking on a dead phone, Charlie. "
"Well suit yourself. There's a live one at the sheriff's office. "
"Even as a liar you're an amateur!"
"Operator, give me DUDley 62 69 69."
THE END