Stop TXTing Doubts

b1-66er: Bus sign--

Tinder?

FREE STD CHECKING

Special K: SF / SJ or LV?

b1: LV

K: It does sound very LV. Too prude for SJ. In SF it would have to be more hip.

b1: "Homo say what?

FREE STD TESTING YOU BACKRIDER!"

K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Exactly. 

Reach up for the plug

b1-66er: What's your take on Boris Johnson?

Entropy Dave (British and US passport holder, resident of Scotland): Liar. Cheater. Lazy. Self-serving. Foolish. Intelligent. 

4:1 he comes unstuck within six months. 
A low point in British politics. 

b1: Oh god.  I'm sorry to hear it.

God save Her Majesty and the Empire.

The spring in your scalpel!

b1-66er: At the person-who-shall-never-be-mentioned's orthopedist.

Joyful guy about my age leaving and calls back to the front desk...

"I'll see you tomorrow at 8:00 AM to cut me open!"

Looks right at me.  Smiles.

Adds, "This is horrible!"