12.3.24

Just Ass King

b1-66er: "Our bacteria are more personal than we thought, new study shows"

Special K: My bacteria are totally fucking personal.

b1: Jesus.

K: THIS IS AMERICA.

b1: "Do you think these pants make my butt look big?"
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K: I can almost smell that photo. 


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Look for his label

b1-66er: Label on organic 100% lemon juice

REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING AND CONSUME WITHIN 30 DAYS

Begs an obvious question:
How would you know when it's gone bad?

Special K: I would ask my wife.