+ Marks the spot

Special K: "Target temporarily closes most Bay Area locations"

(South Bay ones don't seem to be on the closed list.)

b1-66er: Guess it's time to go set one on fire. 

K: Wait, contradictory info. This says just the Oakland one.

https://corporate.target.com/press/releases/2020/05/an-update-on-temporary-target-store-closures-due-t

Looks like the update is correct. Just Oakland around here.

b1: That's a map of the possible riot hot spots.

K: Yeah. 

Riot Season Playoffs

b1-66er: What was the Biggest Deal that happened last night in the Bay Area?

Special K: I don't know what happened here. Riots in SF, maybe. 

b1: That surprises me. 

K: The riots, or that I don't know?

b1: That you don't automatically know. 

K: I know it wasn't sports. 

b1: Solid. 

Fix the crack, then fix the pipe

Special K: "I bet Canada feels like they live in the apartment above a meth lab right about now."

b1-66er: They always feel that way.