Where the pen is

b1-66er: "How Do I Tell My Partner I'm Scared of His Huge Penis?"

Special K: In writing. 

Root of the canal

b1-66er: The Accomplice is eating "Signature" (Safeway house brand) frozen raspberries.

"Product of Serbia"

b1-67er: Really!  Frozen or fresh?

66: Frozen.

It's just like those hash cubes laced with opium when I was in HS (a drug so WEIRD it didn't even have a street name)...

If you can explain the supply chain, you've cracked a major pipeline.

67: It's hard to believe any company is getting anything out of Serbia at this point. Especially food.

66: (they would've been bought within the last fortnight.)

"at least it's this side of the Suez."