b1-66er: I nearly created a riot in my barber shop just now. they didn't quite get all my neck hair off, so I went back...
a different -but friendly- barber-ess took me. I said, "i was just here, my neck hair didn't quite get trimmed"....
the girlie started asking questions, I said, "look, i don't care how ratchet you make it. I just need the hair off so it doesn't look like a weed field"...
the barber says, "EXCUSE ME!?"
I said, "you heard me."
she screamed, "I'LL MAKE IT TOE UP FROM THE FLO' UP!"
and the place ERUPTS in absolute chaos. the woman screams, "DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID!?"
I said, "i almost wish I just had wild hair on me."
and the woman leans in real real close, whispering in my ear, almost nibbling on it, and says in a very very sultry and quiet voice...
"I'm funnier than you."
