not pure ... um ...

b1: we have hamantaschen for dessert at dinner.
K: L'chaim! Home made?
b1: no. they were a gift, but originally from whole foods.
K: Still fresh? What flavor?
I'm just surprised to find them so far from purim.
b1: me too ... and yes, they're fresh ... may be some kind of hannahka blur.

if only the cannon were pointed 3 years lower

my mom in person: "oh, just shut up!" *** my brother by TXT: "Well that's been about 50 years coming." *** my mom's now laughing so hard she's crying.