3.5.21

Fear of the Tongs

b1-66er:  Self-service buffets return

D4rw1n: I just now realized how much of enjoying a self-service buffet is the suspension of fear 

Old enough to get the joke and/or wear a Hawaiian shirt

b1-66er: "The Googleplex of the Future Has Privacy Robots, Meeting Tents and Your Very Own Balloon Wall"

Mr. Crypto¹²: I like the balloon wall

b1³: Dear Diary:
Some years ago, my wife and I drove down from Connecticut to take the Circle Line around Manhattan.
Once aboard, we noticed some groups of people sticking together. We learned that they were engineers from other countries who had come to the United States to study the traffic patterns in large cities here.
Approaching one nattily dressed, well-groomed member of the group, I bent forward slightly at the waist and began to speak to him in a halting tone.
"And. What. Country. Are. You. From. Sir?" I asked.
"I. Am. From. Phoenix. Arizona. U.S.A.," he said. "I. Am. In. Charge. Of. This. Group.

Special K¹²: Good start. I like the Circle Line.
Oh, that's the punch line. 
Ok. Now I like that feature. 

MC: Did I accidentally join the Reader's Digest Life in These United States Writer's Room?


¹Google employee
²Dad
³Neither

Just peek under her keyboard, perhaps?

b1-66er: "Bill And Melinda Gates Are Getting Divorced"!

Zz: Whoa!
Do have her number?

b1: Bad bad bad bad bad.
And every bit as funny.
(Your line got a snide snarl from The Accomplice.)

You won't like the way Lucky Charms ends...

b1-66er: <screen shot>

Special K: Just as you predicted, decades ago.