4.5.21

One for your milk box

b1-66er: https://jalopnik.com/this-man-owns-the-holy-grail-of-ford-minivans-and-it-is-1846820492

D4rw1n: With a face only a mother could love 

b1-66er: Such is the nature of gear shifts.
'67 considers gear shift heads to be a lesser evolutionary form.

b1-67er: If you like a slide rule you might also like a manual transmission

Seam ripper

b1-66er: "The announcement doesn't go into too many details on how the retractable sabers actually work, but some clever minds on the internet have managed to piece together a rough idea from Disney's patent filings. The broad strokes are that the new blade works almost like a modified, motorized tape measure, retracting and extending a sheet of plastic and LED lights to mimic the ignition effect."

Special K: That could be fine, or lousy.

b1: In marketing it, I don't think they should go with the phrase "modified motorized tape measure."
Doesn't have the right sense of awe and fear.

K: Yes. So unexciting.

b1: You wanna think" Jedi;
not Aunt Jenny.

K: Although I have wielded a tape measure in that manner.