and none of them will take you to saratoga, WY

K: there are 33,000+ Subway locations.

nine inch nails ... and one statue

K: Trent Reznor just won a Golden Globe for scoring David Fincher's Facebook movie.
*** b1: i wonder how that's working for him.

the women don't know what the little girls understand

i just saw a 6 year girl explain the features of her iphone 4 to a 60 year old waitress ... including an answer to the question, "what is wi-fi?"

you're so coors

K: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-23714.html
*** b1: i'm crying pure rocky mountain spring water.