b1-66er: <After a series of cockamamie and ½ ass responses.>
b1: Okay Google, you're kinda buggin' me.
G¹: We all have a love-hate relationship with technology sometimes. I just hope love wins.
¹ IN A DIFFERENT VOICE THAN SHE'S EVER USED WITH ME.
Softer. Mildly condescending.