8.3.21

Anybody got a bag of quarters?

Sweet Rolls: 0-3, Two lives remaining!  Close match. He played like the GM he is...

b1-66er: And you had...
... Not quite sweet enough rolls.

SR: PR 6.1 me, 2.1 him

b1: Lordy.
At least you're not on the "Lose in 5 Years"
plan.

SR: My "luck factor" in the 3 matches:  -5.0, -3.2, -4.5

b1: When I first read that, I thought it said
fuck factor
Shows what's happened to MY mind.

SR: Rough interpretation is # of points won due to luck in 13-point match.
 But I've been outplayed all three matches, so no gripes

b1: GOOD MAN, SWEET ROLLS!

SR: My odds of winning the tournament now must be around my odds of death by vending machine. 

b1: Time for a Kit Kat!

SR: Huh, it's in one of those old cigarette-style pull machines...oh well

b1: If you're creative enough...
... There are MULTIPLE ways to die by vending machine.
(and that's not even including the Yakuza.)