The Accomplice: I might puke at the allergy shot situation
That's my day in a text-shell
b1-66er: That's not a polite thing to say...
You might projectile vomit at the allergy shot today.
TA: Oh. Stupid autocorrect
poke*
b1: Sometimes I love autocorrect.
TA: ("stupid autocorrect" was replaced by "stupid insurance" as my suggested word choice there)
b1: (but it's almost always at others' expensive.
I actually knew what you said.)
TA: I need to contact my Burbank fan and discuss the car, too!