b1-66er: "Scientists discover the "Monkeydactyl" — a Jurassic-era flying dinosaur with opposable thumbs"
b1-67er: More good news!
D4rw1n: Monkeydactyl was active on social media, worked as a sysadmin for a mid-size Jurassic electronics company, and was "a bit of a dick, to be honest," according to one coworker. But he was known for his devotion to his two pet Liassoscorpionides, Franklin and Mmzithphbbbt. "They were his life," said Lisa Pantangelo, a Vilevolodon who identifies herself as Monkeydactyl's "kind of ex." "He was always pinching their little cheeks with his damned opposable thumbs, like, 'aren't I special.'"
It appears there was more going on in the Mesozoic than we thought
