Absence of clever

b1-66er: What event is that?

(It has no header. )

Oh it's a joke. 

Har. 

Special K: What event? What?

b1-66er: Exactly. 

K: I didn't text you anything about an event. 

I don't know what you mean. 

b1: 2020 canceled

That. 

Har again. 

K: Ah. 

I sent that 5 hours ago. Did it just land?

b1: Yes. 

Bad jokes propagate slowly. 

I show: sent 16:02; received 20:49.

K: Yow. 

You're the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Special K: I'm about to meet with my new boss. Did I mention he works in Boulder? He does.

He has a degree in bible studies. I should tell him what we're reading.

(I'm behind.)

b1-66er: Do. 

Let me know what he sez.

I suspect he already knows about it. 

K: I don't know if I should mention the Bible reading thing, because I don't remember how I found that out. Maybe he doesn't want anybody  to know.

b1: He'll be interested in talking about it. Even if briefly...

I suggest starting the conversation with. "Just so we're clear, I'm from the chosen tribe. "

K: Oh hell yes.

More melted than a Snickers

b1-66er: "State Department Tells U.S. Citizens Not To Travel Abroad"

Special K: That's big.

b1: Right. I only inform you big. 

Pandemics, State department, Taco Bell...

...... there is no other news. 

K: You have a high bar. I have a fu bar.

Where's the vice grips...

The Actore: I think the issue isn't the lethality of the disease, it's the lack of hospital facilities and ventilatorsthat could ramp up the lethality from 2 to 20% of ppl who get it.

b1-66er: Yes. 

That's what we're trying to smooth. 

TA: But that doesn't factor in the infinite b1-6xer series stubbornness.

b1: It's simultaneously our greatest strength and greatest weakness...

Sole survivors standing on a pile of rubble with a USB cable that only works, "if you hold it like this. "