4.6.21

4 men almost catch bad colds after extreme TXTing

b1-66er: "Woman Who Didn't Exercise for a Year 'Nearly Dies' After Intense Spin Class"

The Instigator: You've turned into a click bait bot

b1: That's what happens when you're unemployed.
What's the closing line from American Beauty?
"You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure; but don't worry...You will, someday."
I love me a good headline.
'Nearly dies' in quotes. Meaning what? She broke down crying while describing the ordeal...
... Or because she'd be electrocuted if she stopped pedaling?
BUT... As you know ALL TOO WELL... I'll cast bell ringers your way... With impunity... Because I'm that kind of guy.

DPRUSA: I nearly died on my spin bike today. Like if my heart rate was another 10 or 20 I'd be a goner. Then realized it was getting hard. 
I stopped pedaling. 
Finished workout. 
Got my coffee.
Showered
Started work.
Viral, I'm telling you.

b1: EXACTLY•
Thank you for playing. 
Full marks.

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The Great and Mighty Richardo: I can easily see that happening.  Would it be different than a headline Man Who Races Car Not Driven for Years Nearly Blows Engine?