Special K: The Stanley Cup finals are being played in the northernmost NHL city, between the league's 2 southernmost teams.
b1-66er: Great datum.
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"Halle Berry Just Posted A New Swimsuit Photo And Her Butt Looks So Toned"
Special K: We used to call her 'Tony Butt.'
b1: It's that true?
Special K: It is not.
That bit about the southernmost teams is also not true, I just figured out. The correct phrasing is "southernmost teams EVER TO PLAY FOR THE CUP."