b1-66er: https://www.delish.com/restaurants/g33983537/best-menu-items-at-chain-restaurants/
Stearno: Are those your new seven things?
I'm proud to say I haven't been to most of those places, and the few I have, it's been years. (Still miss you, Chili's!)
b1: So tempting.
The IHOP pancakes sound (and look) hideous.
S: It's that syrup color - looks like a murder scene. By the way, should you ever happen to stab me to death, please remember to empty a can of whipped cream on my corpse.
b1: Guaranteed.
I'll lick it off your eyes.
S: Thanks, pal!