b1-66er: Just got a call from the cardiologist's office.
"Your heart stopped for 3.8 seconds on the last trial.
You need to come in for a stress test."
Followed by The Accomplice speaking very loudly...
And me following up by saying loving things like, "have you ever noticed I don't tell YOU how to live YOUR life?"
Lawrencian: Oh jeebus.
Seems like a glitch to me. That's over a period of weeks, right?
b1: A month, yes...
First time they said my heart stopped for 7 seconds.
L: 2.62 million seconds in a month
b1: I'll make sure to tell them that as I'm pacing on the treadmill.
(I haven't been able to RUN for 5 years.)
L: And what is the probability of your heart stopping during the stress test? A lot higher than not during a stress test I assume
b1: Well, at least you have a cardio there...I guess.
L:Said Mr. half glass full to Mr. half glass empty
