careful with that ink, eugene

special K: Porn always leads the frontiers of tech.
But I'm too old and tired for this, and jacking off is too easy.

b1-66er: you need to be harder to get.

K: I gotta be me.

b1-66er: I think you're more energetic and enthusiastic in print than you are in person.

baby, how DID you get that buttery jack burger all over your face?

b1-66er: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/the-scene/World-Record-Attempt-in-Hollywood-Largest-Coupon-297272221.html

special K: Couporn.

what about the fat and happy?

b1-66er: only the brave, the criminally insane and the truly vacant can race NASCAR.