30.10.19

Hallowe'en eve

b1-66er: "This idea of purity and you're never compromised and you're always politically 'woke' and all that stuff. You should get over that quickly. The world is messy, there are ambiguities. People who do really good stuff have flaws. People who you are fighting may love their kids. And share certain things with you."
--Barack Obama
Coors
(Officially known as the Molson Coors Brewing Company)
Has changed its name to the Molson Coors Beverage Company.

Special K: There goes my childhood.

b1: What's YOUR problem, Jack?
There goes my NEIGHBORHOOD...
...just ride down 32nd on your bike and you go through the Coors tunnel.

K: No. I think I'll have PB&J or maybe a big salad.

b1: That makes me feel bad for you.
Do you have to mention any catch phrase to get the TB taco?

K: "Yo, bro. Lay that stolen base taco upon me at this time, jack!"

b1: But if you say THAT, won't they hit you with the Jack in the Box baton?

K: They might call police.

b1: If they call police, you'll get shot...
Vegas cops just shoot you...
...i have no problem with that...as long as *i* am not the one getting shot.

K: The Hellvetica thing is weird. I expected something spooky or creepy.
 

b1: You don't get it...
It's Helvetica...
...BUT IT'S NOT!...
...Spooky!

K: Whee. 

b1: You're getting it.  Not every TXT from me is as big as a free taco...
...we both only wish it was.

K: This is a disappointment in my life. 

b1: I wish i could make it better.
My only defense is i do what i can.

K: It's all any of us can do. 

b1: Who writes that impeachment doc?  I don't even know.

K: House staff, I assume. That's the House bill. 

b1: It just feels like the worst job you could ever have.  
Like being center on a football team.
EVERYONE talks about what a spudnut you are when you get it...
...wrong.
NO ONE notices when you get it right.

K: They do it so they can move on later. 

b1: No.
That's why we live.

K: They become good public servant or evil shitheads.

b1: Apparently B.O.'s comments didn't sink into you today.

K: I'm Molly Brown. 

b1: You're unsinkable and live in a castle?

K: Hell(vetica) yes. 

b1: Jesus.
I think all this political stuff has short wired you.

K: I'm so good. 

b1: THE thing the Trump presidency has done is absolutely whack out 95% of my friends.

K: Hmm. 

b1: That's the way he affects me the most.  By far.

K: Maybe they know something you're missing. 

b1: Laws? Same.
National Conservation Area?  Same.
Cleveland Clinic?  Same. 
Insurance?  Same.
Taxes?  Same.
Friends?  Whack-a-doodle.

K: Fat Chad sitting with a thud. 

b1: I don't even know what means, but it makes me LOL.

K: Me too. It's a quote from the next room, where Momma K is tutoring reading. 

b1: Are YOU Fat Chad?  Is that a voting machine thing?  New comic Super Villain?

K: I identify with Fat Chad. 

b1: I just did a searchon that phrase...
...and found a book!...

K: That's the one!

b1: ...Written by...
...David HAndler.
{ed: not mutual acquaintance, David Hendler

K: Now that's spooky!

b1: Hellyatica.

K: Yes!

b1: You should make Hellyatica.
Every number is a beer.