1.10.20

Sucking in green nuts with the President

Special K: (22:08 PT) The President tests positive.


b1-66er: Seriously?

K: Yes.

b1: NOW do you believe in Yahweh?

K: Same belief as before (whatever that was).

b1: אין דבר כזה
Special K at his bar mitzvah. 1972.

K: Whoa! What the heck is that from?

b1: What?
Come on, man. 
I figured out caffeine deficiency was jacking me up...
... AND I AM TOTALLY RAMPED UP RIGHT NOW...
...5 parts organic black, 1 part raspberry zinger. 

K: Why did you write that Hebrew? And the bit about my bar mitzvah? I think that’s even the right year.

b1: Because...
... THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD SOLID GOLDSTEIN'S COUSIN AT YOUR BAR MITZVAH.
What? Do you think I'm going to ignore an early K report?
Especially with you and your newly learned flashy Hebrew. 

K: I thought I was SG’s cousin. Which cousin is this?

b1: WHAT? LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY COUSIN OF SOLID GOLDSTEIN?...
WERE NONE OF THE LEVYS THERE?
OR SHAPIROS?
And what about the COHENS and PEROTINS?
And the FINKS.  The Finks absolutely were there. 
I'D KNOW, WOULDN'T I?
NONE of them?
None. 
Like I'm just "making this up."

K: I am eating pistachios.

b1: THAT makes me laugh. 
I'm going to have some too.

K: Excellent. One of my favorite foods.
At night I eat them to stay awake while watching TV.

b1: <pic>



Rubber filter - pleasing to the touch

Special K: "The latest health department records obtained by Forum News Service reveal there are only 22 available ICU beds and 248 regular inpatient beds in the whole state [ND], including zero in Grand Forks and just two in Bismarck."

b1-66er: Penthouse Forum?

K: I hope so.

b1: Well, when you started talking about beds...
... it wasn't hard to connect that dot. 

K: That is completely logical.

b1: And that, right there, is the precise the high water mark of my 'reasonable thoughts' this week.

K: You seem sharp through this filter.

b1: My point exactly. 

Maybe we could go to the PlayPlace afterward?

b1-66er: "Burger King thinks it deserves a Michelin star"

Special K: And a pony.