b1-66er: "Toilet paper, hand sanitizer stolen from Las Vegas farmers market"
Special K: These are weird times.
b1: You can always tell when the casinos are closed.
24.3.20
Off the res.
b1-66er: "Fourteen inmates escaped from jail, 6 still on the loose"
'The inmates were able to escape by breaking open an exterior fire door using a table from inside an annex, authorities shared.
"They decided they were going to break down the door and leave," said Yakima County Sheriff Robert Udell in a video posted on Facebook. "Despite the governor's shelter-in-place or stay-at-home order, apparently they didn't want to do that so they are out and about."'
Special K: Sheriff Funny.
b1: JAIL BIRDS CAN'T ABIDE BY "SHELTER IN PLACE" SPECIAL K!
What would you do?
Let's say you just heard about Rikers Island and you're IN Rikers Island, what would you do?
K: I'd rage.
Are they Co-vid or Co-bad?
b1: For sure I can tell you where to find them...
The Crow-bar.
Fraternal twin vitrine
b1-66er: I watched Basket Case on my cell phone over the last 2 days...
I'm convinced it's the BEST possible way to watch that movie...
b1-67er (simultaneously) : Probably the best possible format.
66: It's hard to believe I'd EVER say that.
Shows how truly bad the times have become.
67: You used to own basket case
66: Oh, you will SO love this...
I DO, but the last 2 minutes have been erased ...
... by the magnet that held my videocassette stand closed.
67: Son of a bitch! Who's bright idea was that?
66: Prerecorded video tape manufacturer, I'm sure.
Ever hear of the concept of "conspiracy?"
Or have the illuminati kept that idea from you?
<you, dear reader, yes YOU can (and should) get a Tubi account for your cell phone for free. Do it. Get the app, Watch Basket Case. You'll have to watch a couple ads, just behave the way you always do in an ad land that doesn't have a DVR. Make your life better. Buy me a donut when the crisis is over. If the situation never passes, don't worry about it. >
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