20.12.20

Shotgun Jonesing

The Actore: Highlights from a classic.
You're welcome

b1-66er: Jesus.

TA: Right?! I know I've done some bad acting in my day, but at least I haven't been that bad

b1: I have to agree.
When it started I thought, "The Actore's gotta be in this."
How many of those people do you personally know?

TA: Haha, not in this one, but I played a very small role doing one day on a movie that was just as bad if not worse. It might have even been the same director. The only reason I did it is because a friend of mine was playing the lead, and he didn't trust anybody else to do a machete fight scene. So I didn't get paid but I helped keep him alive by not actually hurting him in a fight scene

b1: Whatta great story.

TA: I know the very broad chinned big Asian baddie with the sword and beard. But that was it as far as I know
And it's just as bad , I'm pretty sure it was the same director, but if not, was someone just as bad and just as unprofessional

b1: BUT...
... It's the right people in the right place.

TA: Ok, just found this link. The movie is actually ever so slightly better. Clearly bigger budget, shoot on film not video, and ever so slightly better acting. My friend plays the eponymous hero, Shotgun Jones. He also wrote the script. Turns out, different director-from Israel, not Iran

Ho-ho ho

b1-66er: "Brazil's Jair Bolsonaro bizarrely suggests COVID-19 vaccines could turn people into crocodiles or bearded ladies"

b1-67er: I choose crocodile

66: I choose...
...CHOCODILE!

Reaching for the Latch Cereal

Special K: The Rose Bowl has been moved to Dallas!
"It is unclear if the game will still be called Rose Bowl"

b1-66er: They should call it
The Prickly Pear Bowl...
Or maybe...
Elon had the right idea bend over and take this rocket bowl

K: The Elon Gated Bowl.