I see red

Special K: This is on the whiteboard of the conference room I'm in.  {Sunnyvale, CA; USA}

Dis-robe

The accomplice: Just woke up from a nightmare where you were kidnapped after meeting someone at a coffeeshop--in your bathrobe! And I waited to call 911 because I thought you'd come back. And I was sexually assaulted (not raped, but close) while I was looking for you in the streets. I woke up because I couldn't understand the woman when I finally was able to call 911. Why did you go to that sinister meeting IN YOUR BATHROBE!?!?

b1-66er: It was easier than finding my other pair of clean pants.

Ta: Okay! I understand that.