RAM IT!

Just awake from my third sleep. 

-Dream of the moment-

At the casino I see a woman lifting a RAM stick out of a backpack as she walks by someone else's video poker machine. 

I grab her by the arm and start hauling her over to security.

She begins by giving me lip service... then starts whining, advancing the conversation to insulting me.

 "I don't want to hear about your problems, excuses or reasons for your dumb actions. I have multiple sclerosis and have to put up with a dopey whining thieves who claim they're justified in their actions."

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The Accomplice:  Catch 'em!!!

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Smokey: Classic RAM theft dream. 

b1-66er: What a great great statement•

S:  If I had a dollar for every RAM theft dream I have had, I'd have...$0.

b1: I would have a dollar...

... and can prove it!