b1-67er: Easily the biggest pumpkin I've ever bought. Now if I can just get it out of the car.
b1-66er: How much was it, and what made you decide to go for it?
67: I like carving pumpkins. The bigger the better. $25 was too good to resist.
66: SUPER BARGAIN!
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Just off stage left The Actore intones:
Whoa!!!! That size for $25?!!!!!!!!!!
Insane, good for him. Looks amazing.
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67: For sure. The pumpkin lots around here are disappointingly uniform in basketball sized pumpkins. But not this place. They had maybe 50 pumpkins this size.
66: How'd you pick that one?
67: Upside-down it has some nose/cheek type structure I think I can work with.
66: Absolutely.
If you wanted to do
punkin passing a human through its digestive system
that could work too.
67: The rinds are thick on big pumpkins like this, so you can think about carving features into them too.
66: $50 Jack o lantern!
{$25 for the punkin.
$25 for a one-off chainsaw.}
67: They had a pumpkin that had a high relief carving of an eagle in it. Pretty cool looking.
66: Okay.
Don't compete in that contest.
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