15.4.22

Treadmilling Life

b1-66er: Just got a call from the cardiologist's office.
"Your heart stopped for 3.8 seconds on the last trial.
You need to come in for a stress test."
Followed by The Accomplice speaking very loudly...
And me following up by saying loving things like, "have you ever noticed I don't tell YOU how to live YOUR life?"

Lawrencian: Oh jeebus.
Seems like a glitch to me.  That's over a period of weeks, right?

b1: A month, yes...
First time they said my heart stopped for 7 seconds.

L: 2.62 million seconds in a month

b1: I'll make sure to tell them that as I'm pacing on the treadmill.
(I haven't been able to RUN for 5 years.)

L: And what is the probability of your heart stopping during the stress test? A lot higher than not during a stress test I assume

b1: Well, at least you have a cardio there...I guess.

L:Said Mr. half glass full to Mr. half glass empty

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