Pyramidal Rationale

b1-66er: 1st sleep dream

I'm at some sort of an outdoor party in a park. 

A guy is being super aggressive so I take a long tubular sponge like object and shoot him with a projectile (maybe a bean?). It makes no sound.

Him. Belligerently. "I don't feel a thing!"

"You will." 

I shoot him again and two black spots slowly appear in his chest as he "bleeds." Very motor oil-like. 

He collapses on the curb, leaking a large puddle of black liquid.

I look at the brick work on the sidewalk and think, 'that'll be almost impossible to clean up.'

2nd

I'm sitting at a picnic table with The Accomplice and she has a plastic bottle of diet Pepsi sitting in front of her conical shaped-like a coffee filter. 

The brand label is floating IN the fluid.

"Those things are rare," I say.

She picks up the bottle. It's leaking slightly. 

I think, "that's why those things got recalled."

D4rw1n: You are a nightmare Syfy assassin with a keen eye for collectibles

And morally defensible in all states

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The Dear Hunter: Hmmm. 

U might as well cancel Netflix.

<The unrelated Wombo is a lagniappe for you, the reader.>