Your eyes are the window to your Reddi-wip

b1-66er: https://www.delish.com/restaurants/g33983537/best-menu-items-at-chain-restaurants/

Stearno: Are those your new seven things?

 I'm proud to say I haven't been to most of those places, and the few I have, it's been years. (Still miss you, Chili's!)

b1: So tempting.

The IHOP pancakes sound (and look) hideous. 

S: It's that syrup color - looks like a murder scene. By the way, should you ever happen to stab me to death, please remember to empty a can of whipped cream on my corpse.

b1: Guaranteed. 

I'll lick it off your eyes. 

S: Thanks, pal!