5.9.20

The Unsinkable Lone Star Line

b1-66er: "At Least 4 Boats Sink During 'Trump Boat Parade' in Texas"

Special K: U. S. S. Metaphor.

<a few hours later>

b1: "As Trump Parade Boats Sink In Texas, So Are The President’s Polling Numbers"

K: Not that great a headline.

b1: Ghosts of Kerry's Torpedo Boats Let it Rip While Playing Wagner Arias

K: I like that one. 

b1: does it bother you that it's not true?

K: No, I don’t even know what it means. I’m just excited by the headline-ness of it.

b1: Okay. It works then.
 We'll ship it. 

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