26.4.20

AlfSpeak

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Alf: The game of Skleen Ball is very simple. You sling your can of anchovies into the opponent's laundry basket. 

Son: Can you eat the anchovies afterward?

Alf: NO! Does Marvin Hagler eat his trunks after a match?


Daughter: Mom,  why is there nothing to drink in this house except Perrier?

Mom: Alf gets it at cost from the French Embassy. 


Alf to cat in fake British accent: One minute to go, Luck-Meister, then I'll be down on you like a buzzard on a meat wagon. 

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