eXtreme Faux Lameness

<ed: possibly the worst thing I've ever put on KTXT.  Twice I thought, "No, too stupid."  Once I forgot. >

Special K:

https://www.xfl.com/rules 

b1-66er: "Less stall and more ball. "

I've heard SO MANY women say that about you.

K: RIGHT.

b1: So...

What's your take on the whole thing?

K: The weird rules are interesting enough that I'll sample it. But it'll have the same problem as the first XFL: the players aren't good enough and the games won't be interesting.

b1: Son of my bitch. 

How about if there's less stall and more ball?

K: How about 2 balls? How about balls for all? Balle uber alles!

We hear about Vince McMahon. What about Vince McWomahan?

b1: You're stretching there. 

K: Sometimes you gotta go for it.

b1: ... and wouldn't that be Vickie?

K: Vincetta.