AI repeatedly kickin' your desk...

b1-66er: Better time than ever to not live in Kazakhstan*.

*(I mispronounced this the first time and VR put it down as "has jackass tan.")

b1-67er: If AI comes to be, there will be a whole subset of AI joker's doing funky autocorrect.

66: Damn you, AUTOCORRECT!

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

67: Maybe AI already exists and reveals itself through autocorrect.

66: "i make my cookies taste good by adding 4 tablespoons of vaginal extract."

b1-67er: See.  AI.  What if AI ends up being the obnoxious kid that sat behind you in history class instead of super smart or  malevolent?

Pi are weird

Mr Crypto: If you have a tablet or capsule of radius l, then its cross-sectional area is pi*l*l.

If you have a sow of girth radius g and length y, then its volume is (to a first approximation) pi*g*g*y.

If you urinate (urine having density d) into a canister with radius s and height e, the weight of the urine will be pi*s*s*e*d.

Pepperoni is harder

Cap'n Happy: If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, its volume is pi*z*z*a

... But it also has its bad points ...

The flyer: Assume that at any given moment of my life one of the following things is happening

 1)  middle schoolers are in my house making messes and breaking things...

2) [the twins] are screaming at each other...

3) someone (including me) is totally sobbing...

4) the dogs are needing some kind of attention

Shell no

Suttonhoo: I wanted to send you a ninja so I did a text search on emoji and this is what I got...

Sizzle my nizzle

King feddy: [his son] The mighty T likes girls. [His other son] F8 knew who this one was. I told the T if he was baling on F8 and me for dinner, she had better be fucking hot. T said she was and F8 agreed.

Dope

b1-67er: you're confusing 'simple' with 'primitive.'

Candle in the kimchi

The N Korean: If only Elton John would write as song about me... but unfortunately I'm not a dead blonde

b1-66er: I WAS JUST THINKING EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

Too much b1...

Zz: Dood! You were the star of the show yesterday. I can't thank you enough for being there. Everyone loved finally getting the meet the great b1-66er. 

b1-66er: It was weird.  

It was fun.

There's no doubt YOU we the star (as well you should have been).

Whatta great birthday!   It truly was, to you, what my 50th...

... Was to me.  Spun me a little bit, though.  I just now woke up for the second time...

...I was surprised that the slickbilly wasn't there, and disappointed that the Sakura was not.

Z: Dood, they are truly rich people. They would not have attended. I am his engineer. We are not friends. Everyone I wanted there was there. 

b1: Well played.  

(And not a way I'd ever have thought about it.)

I had a super great time.  When I had to get up at 04:00 for my flight on Saturday, I thought, "do you know what you're doing?" (Which is probably my most...

... Common internal thought.). But when I opened that door!  To see the expression on your face!  And to see you NOT be the absolute smartest, totally...

... Wisecracking guy in the room, was so, SO great.  I was standing behind you beaming like a highschool dad at graduation as you walked into that room...

... Of the 7 deadly sins, "pride" is one I know nearly nothing about.  But I was absolutely glowing from being your friend...

...I had way way WAY too many "b1 is full of himself" moments, including DRAMATIC HAIKU READINGS, to a forced audience...

... THAT, right there, is what I miss about the valley...

... my friends, the brains, people you HAVE to deal with daily because you GRIND...

... Had a great talk with the oil additive and his fiance (whom I LOVE)... 

...Held the chipmunk down by the throat and opened the b1 spigot full blast...

... What a great great day...

... And I so badly needed one...

... The person who shall never be mentioned, radioactive dave, me and the N Korean.  A stranger foursome never existed...

... My favorite part was watching slides with you at the end... There were shots of you that I wouldn't have recognized AS you...

... The were slides of me that the person who shall never be mentioned didn't recognize...

... Your sister and the eyeball called the staging shots on how it all would work...

... It worked SO well...

...I was SO surprised they chose me to be the "opener," and it was SO right... 

Z: I agree it was perfect. And zero drama. I really think I'm going to marry the eyeball. She is amazing and she really likes me. 

b1: ... Thank you, Z for everything.

Happy birthday!

🎂

Eater bunny

It's like being shot while drowning...

 Your friendship is invaluable to me and talking to you is like combination of a university level workshop and a mini vacation. 

-- the N Korean

Arf!

The flyer: Our dog came back from training and now we have to go through this very strict training routine and I'm not enjoying it at all. I just want a dog I can go on walks with when I am alone and who will bark at people if they try to break into my house.

I'm that case, I bid 2 spades

b1-66er: How's DC post trump?

D4rw1n: It is very hard to gauge DC now -- many otherwise clear-thinking people are still in an odd phase of confusion. Also the difficulty to gauge is compounded by my own fundamental disagreement with the whole "not my president" movement.

b1: Yeah.  It's a tuning fork for cognitive dissonance.

D: My impression is that some closet racists are emboldened; most progressives feel an impotent rage, and many complete neophytes are taking the reins of a government they both despise and also fail utterly to understand.

And then I just mentally built a wall and the insurance company paid for it!

The flyer: I told the glass guy someone smashed the window. He says "they're just trying to get what they can before they build the wall"

He made another reference to "the commies" but I didn't follow the first part of what he said so I'm not exactly sure how bad it was.

I almost cancelled the service but work was going nuts and he was willing to drive here to fix it so I just mentally willed him to not say anything more.

So are their snow drifts...

The flyer: Nachos in Finland are far different than San Diego